10 men, we’ve only got 10 men……

I’ve listened to some games over the years but this one has to be right up there.

From before the first whistle, Allardyce had seized the initiative. The selection of Maynard and Vaz Te, supported by Noble, Collison, Faubert and Tomkins in midfield was reward for their endeavours against Southampton and no doubt entirely contrary to the selection Holloway would have been anticipating, which presumably would have featured Cole up top as a lone front man. The first 45 minutes went entirely to plan. Wave after wave of West Ham attacks, fluid football, almost complete dominance, a debut goal for Maynard – for the first time this season our side was really dominating, absolutely superior and gaining the plaudits of the radio commentary team most of us were forced to listen to, with video streams being notable by their absence. The first half was quite outstanding, save for the inevitable goal from Phillips which came totally and utterly against the run of play. Coming as it did just 30 seconds before the end of first half stoppage time it threatened the mood in the dressing room at the break.

At the start of the second half Blackpool were noticeably buoyed, encouraged by their goal against the run of play and the vociferous home support, almost unheard during the first period. The Irons still looked threatening on the break but, once again, the self destruct button was well and truly depressed when Rob Green rushed out of his goal and clattered Bentnar just outside the box. With no ‘keeper on the bench Lansbury was the nominated lamb to the slaughter and had to face around 40 minutes as a non-specialist, an outfield player. You waited for the onslaught to come. A hand ball from Faye just outside the box threatened a second straight red and the chips were well and truly down. Despite this, Maynard and Vaz Te remained a significant threat on the break and you wondered, just wondered…..
Things began to calm down somewhat, the Hammers faithful in the stands once again became clearly audible now that Blackpool had failed to immediately capitalise on their numerical and territorial advantage. Then, the almost inconceivable happened; from a West Ham corner the ball was only partially cleared and O’Neill slammed the ball beyond the Blackpool ‘keeper’s reach and the two goal advantage was restored with under 20 minutes to play. “We only need 10 men…” roared the away support. You had to concede, they had a point. Surely the Hammers couldn’t take all 3?
For the third game in a row we were witnessing an unbelievable display of resilience and determination. Even at 3:1 and with 10 minutes left, Maynard almost made it 4, Lansbury remained untroubled, Phillips hit the inside of the post for the seasiders and the anticipation grew. Maynard off, a fresh Cole on. Worryingly, the commentators began to indicate that Blackpool weren’t going to do it! You wondered if this was a Keegan moment in terms of commentary. The minutes ticked by and we awaited the injury time indication from the 4th official.
With seconds to go the unthinkable became the incomprehensible – Vaz Te rifled in a 4th. I listened agog. With 9 outfield players and another in goal we had scored 2 goals to Blackpool’s 0. Our creative players, with Vaz Te and Maynard irresistible made the difference, our defenders deserve the plaudits too for their heroics at times but at last, at bloody last, our class was there for all to see.
COYI!

  • Eastendrokebyboy

    Great post HM I am flabbergasted to be honest I genuinely can’t remember feeling prouder of my team tonight. Fight, guile,balls and sheer determination has won the day. We are beginning to now show what class we have. Big Sam has to take great praise here and deserves the plaudits. Can all you Irons believe what we are experiencing. I said a few weeks ago we are going up and I see nothing to say otherwise. What a game what a team and what a belief.
    I would like to just say a big Happy birthday to Terry who is a big West Ham fan who is 18 today have a great night mate COYI

    • Headmaster

      The boys did it for Tel! I knew there had to be an explanation. Happy Birthday, mate.

  • BOMAD

    Brilliant, superb and whatever superlatives you wish to add. Is this our West Ham? The West Ham who would go up North on a rainswept Tuesday night, have our keeper sent off and then anihilate the in-form team, scoring 4 – well YES it is, it is our new West Ham playing flowing football under Big Sam. What a change he has made – its surely time for us to sing out Big Sams Claret and Blue Army on Saturday.
    Well pleased and a great early birthday pressy for my eldest!
    It would be nice for an easy 11 man victory on Saturday please.
    COYI

    • Headmaster

      Jeepers – birthdays all round! HB JG!!
      Just one problem, Bomad, I am guessing rhythm is now one of your strong suits. Anyway I try it, I can’t make ‘Big Sam’s Claret and Blue Army’ work.
      Maybe ‘Big Fat Sam an’ ‘is Claret and Blue Army’

  • BOMAD

    Well lets just sing it!!!

  • JayK

    Cracking report Headmaster. We truly are now the team to be feared no matter how many men we have on the field!!! COYI’S

  • Anonymous

    Even HM must be thinking promotion is well and truly possible now??? Vaz Te & Maynard sound electric and totally up for it. Defensively brave, and even some heroics from Lansbury between the sticks! O’Neill on the scoresheet well worth a shout following his career threatening injury too. Big games still to come but after this, bring em on! Amazed but chuffed to bits!

    • Headmaster

      I’ve always thought that promotion was possible, Ray, just not a given! Our form up until recently has been sketchy and our style disappointing. The addition of Vaz Te and Maynard looks to have had a positive effect and it is interesting to note that the upsurge in form seems to have coincided with the underwhelming Nolan’s enforced absence. Where we hill be slotted back in? Almost certainly into midfield with Tomkins dropping back into defence and Reid making way. Arguably, changing a winning team and mentality is risky.
      All that said, yes – hugely optimistic and positive today, more so than in a very long time.

      • Anonymous

        Agree entirely with your point about Nolan and our surge since he has been out. I like many was a fan of his up to his arrival, and always thought he was a great leader, but we really have seen what we can do positively without him, which suggests what he has offered has been far too negative in comparison. Noble has worn the armband superbly, and the team spirit has been obvious for all to see. Hearing the post match comments of the ever graceful and refreshingly honest Ian Holloway, who described our performance as ‘like champions’, and we were the only team that was ever going to win the match, it should, but probably won’t make BFS sit up and have a think about making our skipper earn his place again. I’m sure we’d all love to see Nolan back to his best, but right now I think most have seen 10 outfield players giving much more. Saying all of that, WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE A HAMMER! Long may this continue mate..

  • Betty

    HM excellent post again mate. I’m a proud hammer today can’t remember the last time I’ve felt genuinely proud of the team, manager fans, everyone connected to the club. Whatever happens this season we know we’ll fight to the last whistle

    • Headmaster

      Nice one BS – I’ll keep ‘em coming!

  • Anonymous

    Really enjoyed your write up HM.

    I was busily winning a darts match with my team last night and when the scores came through on my mate’s Smartphone my emotion was primarily relief.

    A point clear with a game in hand. Really mustn’t grumble.

    COYI

  • Roshi

    Loved the report Headmaster, and of course the result. After just seeing the Green sending off on youtube I can only assume he was suffering from boredom and decided to join the midfield!
    Working in Barcelona this weekend, any texts would be much appreciated, COYI

    • Headmaster

      Possibly, roshi. Great news its been recinded tho mate!

  • Anonymous

    I really think it’s time for a visit to the barber shop for our Ricardo Vaz Te. I propose that we shame him in to it by belting out the chant (to the tune of “Volare”): -

    RiiiiCardo Vaaaz Te
    RiiiiCa-a-ardo Va-a-az Te
    His goals are pure devine
    His head’s a Porcupine

    • Headmaster

      I’d go with gavs sense of musical appreciation over bomads all day long!

    • Roshi

      Gav your being a Hairist, and we cannot have Hairism on this site.

      • Anonymous

        I object on the grounds that it may affect his playing ability: -

        (to the tune of “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele)
        “We could’ve had it aaaaaaaall
        You could’ve scored that goaaaaaal
        But the Velcro – the Velcro that they stuck on the ball.”

        Not sure if anyone was watching Daybreak this morning but there was a baby giraffe with a ‘Vaz Te’. If we’re not careful everyone will be going in to their hairdressers asking for one o.O